"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. "
— Ronald Reagan

"Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron."
— Glenn Beck

"There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book."
— Betty MacDonald (Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic)

""Bertie bott's everyflavored beans?"
"And they really do mean every flavor, Fred reckons he's gotten vomit before.
BLEEEAAAAAARGHHHH, see, sprouts!"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

""If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy," Papa Pea would say."
— Amy Krouse Rosenthal (Little Pea)

"When in doubt, find chocolate..."
— Lark Bell

"The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy."
— Sarah Addison Allen (Garden Spells)

"Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joyful and perky merryland.
They've got lollypops and gummy drop and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the mecca of love the candy cave.
They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?! *spoldes*"
— Charle The Unicorn

"i'm a heartless man at worst, babe and a helpless one at best"
— Paolo Nutini

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan

"KA-PLOOEY!(Ed:WHTF kind of sound effect is that? That was so-uurk! EDWARD ELRIC:TERMINATED)(Hey, crazy sound effects are fun!^^)

"And if the stupid rabbit tries to tell you, I will not hesitate to kill him."

"YAY! What's the first question? Come on, tell me! I gotta know! Please! Please? Please? PLEASE???""
— abilityPOINT