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Bill Watterson
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
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Bill Watterson
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
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Bill Watterson
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
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"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
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Bill Watterson
"Calvin (to Suzy)- You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
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Bill Watterson
"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."
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Bill Watterson
"I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
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Bill Watterson
"I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation."
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Bill Watterson
"They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around."
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Bill Watterson
"Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new!
A new year...a fresh clean start !It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...let's go exploring!"
Bill Watterson (It's A Magical World)
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Bill Watterson
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night."
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Bill Watterson
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
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Bill Watterson
"Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions."
Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Bill Watterson
"Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you cant add some guilt to it and make it even worse."
Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Bill Watterson
"'You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.'"
Bill Watterson (Scientific Progress Goes "Boink")
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Bill Watterson
"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure."
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