""Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess" "
— Christopher Moore (The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror, Version 2.0)

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
— Jimi Hendrix

"I gestured my frustration. “I don’t know. She’s much better already. She wasn’t talking half an hour ago.
Look at her now.”
We all turned, finding Ceri sobbing quietly and drinking her tea in small reverent sips as the pixy girls
hovered over her. Three were plating her long, fair hair and another was singing to her.
“Okay,” I said as we turned back. “Bad example.”"
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"Romance goes like this:
Boy gets girl.
Boy loses girl.
Boy gets girl again.
The end.
It can't be any other way."
— Nora Raleigh Baskin (Anything But Typical)

"People who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."
— Joseph Stalin

"He does something to me, that boy. Every time. It's his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He makes me cry."
— Markus Zusak

"When I go up there, which is my intention, the Big Judge will say to me, Where are your wounds? and if I say I haven’t any, he will say, Was there nothing to fight for? I couldn’t face that question. (Ah, But Your Land Is Beautiful)"
— Alan Paton

"My Jesus would not be welcome in my church, 'cause the blood and dirt on His feet might stain the carpet.""
— Todd Agnew

"When I write, I can be heard. And known. But nobody has to look at me. Nobody has to see me at all."
— Nora Raleigh Baskin (Anything But Typical)

"" Romance goes like this:
Boy gets girl.
Boy loses girl.
Boy gets girl again.
The end.
It can't be any other way."

-Anything but Typical"
— Nora Raleigh Baskin (Anything But Typical)

"And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust."
— Kim Harrison (Every Which Way But Dead)

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
"
— A. Sachs

"We want one class of persons to have a liberal education, and we want another class of persons, a very much larger class of necessity in every society, to forgo the privilege of a liberal education and fit themselves to perform specific difficult manual tasks."
— Woodrow Wilson

"I am very serious about my baby."
— Morrissey

"you create your opportunities by asking for them"
— Shakti Gawain

"There's something about yelling that's funny to me."
— Will Ferril

"I hear the voices in my head,
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring,
But if you're bored then you're boring,
The agony and the irony, they're killin' me!"
— Lit- I'm Not Sick But I'm Not Well

""America is a wonderful country! I mean it! No honest writer would challenge that statement! The human comedy never runs out of material! it never lets you down!" "
— Tom Wolfe

"I like playing in the sand what's mine is ours If it doesn't remind me of anything"
— Chris Cornell