"there are terrible things in the world, and they very often have human faces"
— Clive Barker

"Fuck Heaven. I haven't gotten Earth sorted out yet."
— Clive Barker (Imajica)

"Superman is, after all, an alien life form. He is simply the acceptable face of invading realities."
— Clive Barker

"In her novel Regeneration, Pat Barker writes of a doctor who 'knew only too well how often the early stages of change or cure may mimic deterioration. Cut a chrysalis open, and you will find a rotting caterpillar. What you will never find is that mythical creature, half caterpillar, half butterfly, a fit emblem of the human soul, for those whose cast of mind leads them to seek such emblems. No, the process of transformation consists almost entirely of decay.'"
— Rebecca Solnit (A Field Guide to Getting Lost)

"I haven't even had a life I could call my own, and you're ready to slot me into the grand design. Well, I don't think I want to go. I want to be my own design."
— Clive Barker (Imajica)

"You're damned if you can't forgive, Jude."
— Clive Barker

"Part of me thinks we're fools to trust either of the, Hapexamendios or His Reconciler. If He was such a loving God, why did He do so much harm? And don't tell me He moves in mysterious ways because that's so much horse shit and we both know it. "
— Clive Barker

"I love to masturbate. I just love to give myself orgasms."
— Tom Delonge

"I love to deliver orgasms to the masses. Deliver my orgasms to the masses."
— Tom Delonge

"Beastie Boys are the dope. I like the Beastie Boys."
— Tom Delonge

"Oh, must be mating season."
— Tom Delonge

"This is normal celery, but watch what happens when you take it out here. HEY! We're all vegetarians."
— Tom Delonge

"Basically, I just want you to know that I'm responsible for anything good the band has to offer."
— Tom Delonge

"Oh my God, is it really the womens'? Sorry..."
— Mark Hoppus

"I like a little hip hop every now and then."
— Tom Delonge

"I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed."
— Tom Delonge

"I'm not gay. A lot of people think I'm gay. I got a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay too, but uh..."
— Tom Delonge

"I never ever ever wanted to do the naked thing. That was never my idea."
— Tom Delonge

"You know what, we never think of anything funny. We accepted that about 5 years ago."
— Tom Delonge