"Time is an illusion."
— Albert Einstein

"Dancers are the athletes of God."
— Albert Einstein

""I am not sure of the weapons that will be used in WW III, but I know in WW IV we will use sticks and stones..." "
— Albert Einstein

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
— Albert Einstein

"There are two ways to live your life. Either as if nothing is a miracle or as if everything is"
— Albert Einstein

"My dad said to me a few years ago: "There's no harm in thinking." We were talking about Crazy Uncle Albert and whether it was right to use your brain to build weapons.

He said, "You can't expect people not to think. Not to know things just because they COULD be bad."

I said, "Yeah, but then they built it and a hundred thousand people died."

My dad laughed and said there were a lot of steps between the thinking and the doing.

Which I know, duh. All I was saying is that when you think of doing something, you don't always know the consequences. For a while people THOUGHT about building the bomb, but nothing happened. In the end it was a lot of different people doing a lot of different things, most of which had nothing to do with the bomb, that did make it happen.

I think about that sometimes. Who was the person who had the first thought, the one that started it all?

And after they had the thought, what was the first thing they did?

I know my uncle never thought, Hey, all this great science- one day I'll use it to kill a whole bunch of people. You just look at his picture; he's not that kind of person.

And yet, I guess in a way he sort of is."
— Mariah Fredericks (Head Games)

""Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)
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— Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein

""His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it."

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— Lisa Lutz (The Spellman Files)

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein,
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— Albert Einstein

"God does not play dice with the universe!"

"Stop telling God what to do!

...An exchange between two physicists"
— Albert Einstein and Niels Bohr

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science."
— Albert Einstein

"Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end.
Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.
There is only one serious question. And that is: Who knows how to make love stay?
Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.

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— Unknown

"ترجیح میدهم طوری زندگی کنم که گویی خدا هست و وقتی مُردم بفهمم نیست، تا اینکه طوری زندگی کنم که انگار خدا نیست و وقتی مُردم بفهمم که هست. "
— Albert Camus

"Ethical axioms are found and tested not very differently from the axioms of science. Truth is what stands the test of experience.
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— Albert Einstein

"some people spend tremendous energy to be normal - Albert Camus"
— Albert Camus

"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep"
— Albert Camus