quotes tagged as "humorist"

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"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
— Dorothy Parker

tags: author, book, humorist, poet, wit

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
— Mark Twain

tags: author, humor, humorist, wit

"Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?"
— Lily Tomlin

tags: extraordinaire, humorist

"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
— Dave Barry

tags: author, columnist, humorist

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
— James Denton

tags: humorist

""I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
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— Tom Lehrer

tags: -, -1928, humorist, ongwus, singer, sriter

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