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“JEMAINE
Lisa?

BRET
Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.

JEMAINE
But she works in the croissant shop.

BRET
Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.”
Flight of the Conchords
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