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Laurie Notaro
""Have you ever held a gun before?" the lady whom I was meeting with asked me.
"No, n,: I siad with a little nervous laugh, feeling a little underqualified for the job. "My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed to kill anything.""
Laurie Notaro (I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl)






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