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“She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows.
Now, my husband can't see all that well in the dark. I think if he comes into a darkened bedroom and finds 140 pounds of cellulite hurtling through space at him, he's going to run like the devil.”
― Celia Rivenbark, Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
Now, my husband can't see all that well in the dark. I think if he comes into a darkened bedroom and finds 140 pounds of cellulite hurtling through space at him, he's going to run like the devil.”
― Celia Rivenbark, Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
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