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"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." -- Dorothy Parker

Michelle add a quote by Dorothy Parker

Thu, 14 May 2009 11:55:49 -0700

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 14 May 2009 11:55:52 -0700

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 14 May 2009 11:55:54 -0700

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." -- Dorothy Parker

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"What fresh hell is this?" -- Dorothy Parker

Michelle add a quote by Dorothy Parker

Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:00 -0700

"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn." -- Dorothy Parker

Michelle add a quote by Dorothy Parker

Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:10 -0700

"Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:11 -0700

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue." -- Dorothy Parker

Michelle add a quote by Dorothy Parker

Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:13 -0700

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:15 -0700

"(When asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence) You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:17 -0700

"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:21 -0700

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone." -- Dorothy Parker

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"They sicken of the calm who know the storm." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:29 -0700

"By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying." -- Dorothy Parker

Michelle add a quote by Dorothy Parker

Thu, 14 May 2009 11:56:31 -0700

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common." -- Dorothy Parker