⚡Mrs. Rupert Grint⚡'s quotes

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"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
— Bill Gates

tags: humor, work
3,848 people liked it

"Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?"
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: stories
45 people liked it

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
11,223 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
12,424 people liked it

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life
9,847 people liked it

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, procrastination
5,762 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,596 people liked it

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

tags: exercise, humor, laziness
6,021 people liked it

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women
3,930 people liked it

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
— Mark Twain

tags: animals, cats, dogs, grace
185 people liked it

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
— Mark Twain

tags: cats, lesson
161 people liked it

"“Meow” means “woof” in cat. "
— George Carlin

tags: animals, cats, dogs, humor, language
334 people liked it

"Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?"
— John Steinbeck (The Winter of Our Discontent)

tags: cats
9 people liked it

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."
— George Bernard Shaw

tags: animals, friends, humor, vegetarianism
546 people liked it

"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
— Scott Adams

tags: food, humor, vegetarian, vegetarianism
130 people liked it

"Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages."
— Thomas A. Edison

tags: ethics, non-violence, vegetarianism
50 people liked it

"It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living, by its purely physical effect on the human temperament, would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind."
— Albert Einstein

tags: human, temperament, vegetarianism
93 people liked it

"A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral."
— Leo Tolstoy

tags: animals, morality, vegetarianism
81 people liked it

"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car."
— Harvey Diamond

tags: vegetarianism
43 people liked it

"I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. "
— Isaac Bashevis Singer

tags: chicken, vegetarianism
39 people liked it

"The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of "real food for real people" you'd better live real close to a real good hospital."
— Neal D. Barnard

tags: beef, vegetarianism
18 people liked it

"The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk."
— Michael Klaper

tags: milk, vegetarianism
12 people liked it

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
— Terry Pratchett

518 people liked it

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."

"I don't much care where –"

"Then it doesn't matter which way you go."
— Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland)

tags: adventure
213 people liked it

"The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats..."
— Albert Schweitzer

tags: cats, life, music
301 people liked it

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
— Mark Twain

tags: cats, redheads
120 people liked it

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
— Winston S. Churchill

tags: animals, cats, dogs, equality, pigs, respect
212 people liked it

""But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
— Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass)

tags: adventures, alice-s, in, wonderland
244 people liked it

"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish."
— James Gorman

11 people liked it

"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, lies
22 people liked it

"‘The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.’

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— John le Carré

8 people liked it

"...owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."
— Christopher Hitchens (The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Non-believer)

39 people liked it

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
— Jeff Valdez

21 people liked it

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
— Steven Wright

tags: humor
56 people liked it

"Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog."
— Eleanor Clark

13 people liked it

"If I had five million pounds I'd start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would be nice to turn on the radio and hear something that didn't make you feel like smashing up the kitchen and strangling the cat.
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— Joe Strummer

10 people liked it

" There are no ordinary cats."
— Colette

tags: cats
23 people liked it

"That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours.

First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then as he passed you, “Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.”"
— Brian Regan (Live)

tags: humor
40 people liked it

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, fate, life, planning, plans
7,111 people liked it

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
— John Lennon

tags: happiness, procrastination, time
1,764 people liked it

"Why wait, procrastinate now...."
— Ellen DeGeneres

tags: procrastination
67 people liked it

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
— Rita Mae Brown

tags: procrastination
43 people liked it

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."
— John Lennon

tags: activism, beatles, materialism, peace, society, television
501 people liked it

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, dragons, dreamers, dreaming, dreams, fairies, faith, mythology, nightmares, reality, truth
428 people liked it

"Living is Easy with Your Eyes Closed."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, blindness, ignorance, life
225 people liked it

"Nothing is real."
— John Lennon (Beatles Lyrics)

tags: beatles, reality, truth
72 people liked it

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, men, women
607 people liked it

"You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals."
— Paul McCartney

tags: animals, beatles, character, man, vegetarianism
65 people liked it

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."
— George Harrison

tags: beatles, direction, roads, travel
104 people liked it

"Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Little darlin' it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darlin' it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Little darlin' the smiles returning to their faces
Little darlin' it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Little darlin' I feel the ice is slowly meltin'
Little darlin' it seems like years since it's been clear
Here come the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Here come the sun, here comes the sun
It's all right, it's all right"
— George Harrison

tags: beatles, hope, sun
40 people liked it

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