"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
— Kurt Vonnegut

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

"Humor is reason gone mad."
— Groucho Marx

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
— Albert Einstein

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx

"This is the real secret of life--
to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now.
And instead of calling it work, realize it is play."
— Alan Wilson Watts

"I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice."
— J.D. Salinger (The Catcher in the Rye)

"Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when you decide how to respond."
— Dr. Jeffrey Borenstein

"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
— Samuel Butler

"that so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of our time"
— John Stuart Mill (On Liberty)

"I am at two with nature."
— Woody Allen

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
— Walt Disney Company

"Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time."
— Fyodor Dostoevsky