"Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!"
— Gary Larson (The Complete Far Side 1980-1994)

"Is this something you can share with everyone, Amazing Larry?"
— Paul Reubens

"This matter is best disposed of from a great height, over water."
— Ernest Lehman

"Mr. Dick, give me your hand, for your common sense is invaluable."
— Charles Dickens (David Copperfield)

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

""You're the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste!"
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— Ed Wood

"I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock."
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

"Alfonse invested everything he did with a sense of all-consuming purpose. He knew four languages, had photographic memory, did complex mathematics in his head. He'd once told me that the art of getting ahead in New York was based on learning how to express dissatisfaction in an interesting way. The air was full of rage and complaint. People had no tolerance for your particular hardship unless you knew how to entertain them with it."
— Don DeLillo

"I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. GOO GOO GA JOOB."
— John Lennon

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. "
— Philip K. Dick

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers."
— Thomas Pynchon (Gravity's Rainbow)

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner."
— Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian: Or the Evening Redness in the West)

"Men of God and men of war have strange affinities."
— Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian: Or the Evening Redness in the West)

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
— David Foster Wallace