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  • #1
    Harlan Ellison
    “You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”
    Harlan Ellison

  • #2
    Harlan Ellison
    “The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.”
    Harlan Ellison

  • #3
    Harlan Ellison
    “I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid”
    Harlan Ellison

  • #4
    Harlan Ellison
    “I know that pain is the most important thing in the universes. Greater than survival, greater than love, greater even than the beauty it brings about. For without pain, there can be no pleasure. Without sadness, there can be no happiness. Without misery there can be no beauty. And without these, life is endless, hopeless, doomed and damned.
    Adult. You have become adult.”
    Harlan Ellison, Paingod and Other Delusions

  • #5
    David Sedaris
    “It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.”
    David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

  • #6
    David Sedaris
    “Thanks stadium pal!”
    David Sedaris

  • #7
    David Sedaris
    “I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.”
    David Sedaris

  • #8
    David Sedaris
    “Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.”
    David Sedaris

  • #9
    David Sedaris
    “On Undecided Voter​s: "To put them in perspective, I think​ of being​ on an airplane.​ The flight attendant comes​ down the aisle​ with her food cart and, eventually,​ parks​ it beside my seat.​ “Can I inter​est you in the chick​en?​” she asks.​ “Or would​ you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broke​n glass​ in it?”

    To be undecided in this elect​ion is to pause​ for a moment and then ask how the chick​en is cooked.”
    David Sedaris

  • #10
    David Sedaris
    “If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.”
    David Sedaris

  • #11
    David Sedaris
    “If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”
    David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

  • #12
    David Sedaris
    “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
    David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays



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