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"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
— Woody Allen

73 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
7,958 people liked it

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!"
— John Waters

tags: books, fuck, profanity, reading
363 people liked it

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."
— Mark Twain

tags: censorship, food
1,069 people liked it

"If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company. "
— -Jean-Paul Sartre

66 people liked it

"Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever."
— Brian Wilson

4 people liked it

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
— Ambrose Bierce

55 people liked it

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

tags: humor, money
334 people liked it

"Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. "
— Charles Willeford

tags: writing
5 people liked it

"You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad."
— Aldous Huxley

46 people liked it

"Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you."
— Aldous Huxley

tags: experience
35 people liked it

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
— Frank Zappa

tags: education, sex
194 people liked it

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