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  • #1
    Brandon Mull
    “An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.”
    Brandon Mull

  • #2
    Brandon Mull
    “When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”
    Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

  • #3
    Brandon Mull
    “FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”
    Brandon Mull

  • #4
    Brandon Mull
    “Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”
    Brandon Mull, Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary

  • #5
    Brandon Mull
    “It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap opera. And to save Fablehaven, I would read a book, okay, are you happy?"
    You had best be careful, Seth," Grandma warned. "The love of reading can be contagious."
    I just lost my appetite," he declared...”
    Brandon Mull

  • #6
    Brandon Mull
    “I was vanquished by a deer!'
    A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier.
    That sounds a little better,' Warren conceded. 'Seth is in charge of my tombstone.”
    Brandon Mull, Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary

  • #7
    Brandon Mull
    “A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.
    I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.”
    Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War

  • #8
    Brandon Mull
    “Then I'm going?" Kendra asked.
    The adults in the room exchanged tacit glances before nodding.
    Then we only have one more problem left to discuss," Seth said.
    Everyone turned to him.
    How do I get invited”
    Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

  • #9
    Brandon Mull
    “That was cool.'
    You're psychotic.”
    Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

  • #10
    Brandon Mull
    “All boys belong in insane asylums.”
    Brandon Mull

  • #11
    Brandon Mull
    “The society killed Kendra."
    ...
    Don't mention it to Verl. He might dive into a chasm.”
    Brandon Mull

  • #12
    Brandon Mull
    “It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”
    Brandon Mull, Keys to the Demon Prison

  • #13
    Brandon Mull
    “Can't you home school me?" Nate pleaded.
    "You would never do any work." (Nate's mom)
    "Sounds perfect!”
    Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War

  • #14
    Brandon Mull
    “What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.”
    Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
    tags: humor

  • #15
    Brandon Mull
    “You're just a character in my dream."
    "You wish."
    "I didn't mean my love interest," she replied defensively. "You'd have better hair. You're the character I dreamed up because the rest of the dream was making me homesick."
    "Maybe you're the character I dreamed up to scare myself awake."
    "That's not very nice!"
    "You made fun of my hair. I like it this way. Short and simple."
    I don't mind short. Mine is short."
    "Then what's wrong with mine?" Jason challenged.
    "Maybe we should talk about something else."
    "Like the guy on a horse coming to kill us?"
    "It needs more style," she muttered.
    "The horse?"
    "Your hair."
    "I forgot to bring my gel when I got eaten by a hippo.”
    Brandon Mull, A World Without Heroes
    tags: humor

  • #16
    Brandon Mull
    “I'll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly -- Grandma Ruth”
    Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

  • #17
    Brandon Mull
    “She pictured herself running from a hoard of ravenous zombies on a hot day eventually collapsing from heatstroke and getting devoured. Then she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra's death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.”
    Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

  • #18
    Brandon Mull
    “You picked the right road, even though it is the most difficult. That is the essence of heroism. (p. 326)”
    Brandon Mull, A World Without Heroes

  • #19
    Brandon Mull
    “Drake. He liked dangerous pies."
    "Why did he join you?"
    "Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?"
    "Focus. Why did he join you?"
    "Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I'm getting a headache." p. 432”
    Brandon Mull, A World Without Heroes

  • #20
    Brandon Mull
    “Sometimes the best offense was avoiding self-destruction.”
    Brandon Mull, Seeds of Rebellion

  • #21
    Brandon Mull
    “Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection”
    Brandon Mull, Keys to the Demon Prison

  • #22
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #23
    François Mauriac
    “If you would tell me the heart of a man, tell me not what he reads, but what he rereads.”
    François Mauriac

  • #24
    Margaret Mitchell
    “Well, my dear, take heart. Some day, I will kiss you and you will like it. But not now, so I beg you not to be too impatient.”
    Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

  • #25
    Mark Twain
    “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    Mark Twain

  • #26
    Mark Twain
    “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
    Mark Twain

  • #27
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #28
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
    Edgar Allan Poe

  • #29
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #30
    Dr. Seuss
    “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
    Dr. Seuss



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