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  • #1
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #2
    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #3
    Bill Watterson
    “It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #4
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm a misunderstood genius."
    "What's misunderstood?"
    "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #5
    Bill Watterson
    “Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
    Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995

  • #6
    Bill Watterson
    “I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”
    Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin And Hobbes

  • #7
    Bill Watterson
    “You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”
    Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes

  • #8
    Bill Watterson
    “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #9
    Bill Watterson
    “I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #10
    Bill Watterson
    “I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.”
    Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

  • #11
    Bill Watterson
    “I'd hate to have a kid like me.”
    Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin And Hobbes

  • #12
    Bill Watterson
    “Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.”
    Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

  • #13
    Bill Watterson
    “I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”
    Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

  • #14
    Bill Watterson
    “Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #15
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #16
    Bill Watterson
    “Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.”
    Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin And Hobbes
    tags: humor

  • #17
    Bill Watterson
    “Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
    -Calvin”
    Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes

  • #18
    Bill Watterson
    “I've been thinking Hobbes"
    "On a weekend?"
    "Well, it wasn't on purpose”
    Bill Watterson

  • #19
    Bill Watterson
    “Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #20
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #21
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #22
    Robert Frost
    “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
    Robert Frost

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #24
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #25
    Apple Inc.
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Apple Inc.

  • #26
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #27
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #28
    “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
    Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book

  • #29
    William Shakespeare
    “Doubt thou the stars are fire;
    Doubt that the sun doth move;
    Doubt truth to be a liar;
    But never doubt I love.”
    William Shakespeare, Hamlet

  • #30
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it's these things I'd believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn't all she should be. I love her and it is the beginning of everything.”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald



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