"Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night."
— Phillip K. Dick

"So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall."
— Roald Dahl

"Two rights don't equal a left."
— Roald Dahl (The BFG)

"If you wait, all that happens is that you get older."
— Larry McMurtry

"Maybe you can make art out of unredeemed pain, but only if you're a genius -- Dostoyevsky perhaps."
— Larry McMurtry

""I just got gang-egged, or egg-banged or something."

--Sheriff Toots Burns. "
— Larry McMurtry (Texasville: A Novel)

"You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget."
— Cormac McCarthy (The Road)

"There is no God and we are his prophets."
— Cormac McCarthy (The Road)

"Can you see the sunset real good on the West side? You can see it on the East side too."
— S.E. Hinton