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  • #1
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #2
    Rabindranath Tagore
    “Death is not extinguishing the light; it is only putting out the lamp because the dawn has come.”
    Rabindranath Tagore

  • #3
    P.J. O'Rourke
    “Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
    P.J. O'Rourke

  • #5
    Haresh Daswani
    “Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder”
    Haresh Daswani

  • #6
    Haresh Daswani
    “The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later”
    Haresh Daswani

  • #7
    Jayde Scott
    “The shapes inched closer. I gaped at them, trying to discern their features. "I think I see dead people," I whispered.
    "Yep," Aidan said, smiling. "More vampire jokes. You're just fine, then. Once this is over, you and my brother will be BFFs." He wrapped his arms around me, pressing me against his broad chest. Against my better judgement, I leaned into him, strangely comforted.”
    Jayde Scott, A Job From Hell

  • #8
    Gabrielle Zevin
    “It's like when you take a trip with someone you don't know very well. Sometimes, you can get very close very quickly, but then after the trip is over, you realize all that was a false sort of closeness. An intimacy based on the trip more than the travelers.”
    Gabrielle Zevin, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac

  • #9
    Alexandre Dumas fils
    “All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.”
    Alexandre Dumas fils

  • #10
    J.D. Stroube
    “What you are or where you came from is not important. It is who you are and the choices you make, that determine who you will become. If you can look inward and be satisfied, the opinions of others should melt away.”
    J.D. Stroube, Caged in Darkness

  • #11
    J.D. Stroube
    “There are people in the world, who are just wrong, and then there are the masses of population that are right, or at the very least they lie in the veil of between. I on the other hand, do not belong to any group. I don’t exist. It’s not that I don’t have substance; I have a body like everyone else. I can feel the fire when it burns against my skin, the rain when it caresses my face and the breeze as it fingers my hair. I have all the senses that other people do. I am just empty, inside.”
    J.D. Stroube, Caged in Darkness

  • #12
    “You can complain because roses have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses. ”
    Ziggy

  • #13
    Mae West
    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    Mae West

  • #14
    Oscar Wilde
    “Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist

  • #15
    Haresh Daswani
    “If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl”
    Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor

  • #16
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #17
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #18
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #19
    Haresh Daswani
    “How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly”
    Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor

  • #20
    Haresh Daswani
    “I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny”
    Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor

  • #21
    Haresh Daswani
    “I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me”
    Haresh Daswani

  • #22
    Haresh Daswani
    “you can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy”
    Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor

  • #23
    Haresh Daswani
    “the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree”
    Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor

  • #24
    Haresh Daswani
    “I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's.... Imaginary”
    Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor

  • #25
    Haresh Daswani
    “I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible.”
    Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor

  • #26
    “But when ye come, and all the flowers are dying,
    If I am dead, as dead I well may be,
    You'll come and find the place where I am lying,
    And kneel and say Ave there for me,
    And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me,
    And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be,
    For you will bend and tell me that you love me,
    And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me”
    Frederick Weatherly

  • #27
    Joyce Shaughnessy
    “After months of rumors, inference, and horrible miscalculations, the impossible had happened. The U.S. Pacific fleet lay twisted anad burning at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean in Honolulu. Had he been wrong about Japan not taking an offensive right now? God, he had thousands of men and women to think of, and he feared in his heart that it might not turn out the way he had seen it. He felt doomed, almost paralyzed by his gross miscalculation. He determined, however, that he would not let the word out about Pearl Harbor until he could meet with his American strategists and Philippine President Manuel Quezon.”
    Joyce Shaughnessy, Blessed Are the Merciful



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