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    Jane Austen
    “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
    Jane Austen, Jane Austen's Letters

  • #2
    Jen Lancaster
    “You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.”
    Jen Lancaster

  • #3
    Jen Lancaster
    “Kiss the fattest part of my ass”
    Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

  • #4
    Jen Lancaster
    “Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200.
    Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185.
    Cost to fix every single delicious table and chair leg in the house: $490.
    Life with two shelter dogs: fucking priceless.”
    Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
    tags: humor

  • #5
    Sylvia Plath
    “I desire the things that will destroy me in the end.”
    Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

  • #6
    Sylvia Plath
    “Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”
    Sylvia Plath



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