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  • #1
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #2
    J.K. Rowling
    “Mischief Managed.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #3
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #4
    J.M. Barrie
    “Oh, the cleverness of me!”
    J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

  • #5
    J.D. Salinger
    “when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #6
    J.D. Salinger
    “People are always ruining things for you.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #7
    J.D. Salinger
    “I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say 'Holden Caulfield' on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say 'Fuck you.' I'm positive, in fact.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #8
    J.D. Salinger
    “Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #9
    Charlaine Harris
    “Sometimes the bitch wins.”
    Charlaine Harris, Club Dead

  • #10
    Richard Castle
    “There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers.”
    Richard Castle

  • #11
    Even for me life had its gleams of sunshine.
    “Even for me life had its gleams of sunshine.”
    Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

  • #12
    Tina Fey
    “By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

  • #13
    Tina Fey
    “Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

  • #14
    Betty White
    “If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”
    Betty White, If You Ask Me

  • #15
    Pablo Picasso
    “Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.”
    Pablo Picasso

  • #16
    George Burns
    “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
    George Burns

  • #17
    Zelda Fitzgerald
    “She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.”
    Zelda Fitzgerald, The Collected Writings

  • #18
    Zelda Fitzgerald
    “I don't want to live, I want to love first and live incidentally.”
    Zelda Fitzgerald

  • #19
    John Green
    “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #20
    Gail Carriger
    “Lefoux. I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.”
    Gail Carriger, The Parasol Protectorate Boxed Set: Soulless, Changeless, Blameless, Heartless and Timeless

  • #21
    Philippa Gregory
    “You can smile when your heart is breaking because you're a woman.”
    Philippa Gregory, The Other Boleyn Girl

  • #22
    Philippa Gregory
    “For Harry Potter I have all the time in the world.”
    Philippa Gregory

  • #23
    Jen Campbell
    “CUSTOMER: I read a book in the sixties. I don’t remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it made me laugh. Do you know which one I mean?”
    Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

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