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  • #1
    We accept the love we think we deserve.
    “We accept the love we think we deserve.”
    Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • #2
    David Byrne
    “Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.”
    David Byrne

  • #3
    George Eliot
    “I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same mind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This is the world of light and speech, and I shall take leave to tell you that you are very dear.”
    George Eliot

  • #4
    Emmet Fox
    “If you could only love enough, you could be the most powerful person in the world.”
    Emmet Fox
    tags: love

  • #5
    Philip Pullman
    “I told him I was going to betray you, and betray Lyra, and he believed me because I was corrupt and full of wickedness; he looked so deep I felt sure he'd see the truth. But I lied too well. I was lying with every nerve and fiber and everything I'd ever done...I wanted him to find no good in me, and he didn't. There is none.”
    Philip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass

  • #6
    Lemony Snicket
    “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #7
    John Green
    “It's not because I want to make out with her."
    Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #8
    Jon Stewart
    “I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #9
    John Green
    “We were kissing.
    I thought: This is good.
    I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.
    I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.
    Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #10
    William Shakespeare
    “[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.”
    William Shakespeare, Henry V

  • #11
    Francine Pascal
    “He slowed down a bit more. "Gaia, how do you know these things?" She shrugged. "I'm smart." "And modest, too." "Modesty is a waste of time," she pronounced. "I'll keep that in mind.”
    Francine Pascal, Fearless

  • #12
    Gena Showalter
    “Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.
    1. You're wearing that?
    2. Something smells funny.
    3. Where's the Tylenol?
    4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.
    5. I have a confession to make…
    6. My dad has a suit just like that.
    7. That man is hot. Look at him.
    8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
    9. You're going to order that? Seriously?
    10. You're how old?”
    Gena Showalter, Animal Instincts

  • #13
    Orson Scott Card
    “Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
    Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
    Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.”
    Orson Scott Card

  • #14
    Haruki Murakami
    “Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up!”
    Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

  • #15
    Lance Armstrong
    “A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.”
    Lance Armstrong

  • #16
    D.J. MacHale
    “Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.”
    D.J. MacHale

  • #17
    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #18
    Lauren Myracle
    “You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
    Lauren Myracle, ttfn

  • #19
    Robert Benchley
    “Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
    Robert Benchley

  • #20
    Chris Wooding
    “Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much."
    She's a treasure." Bram agreed, blithely ignoing the sarcasm.
    Then went a few dozen feet in silence, until they were out of eaarshor of the gaurd.
    She's a treasure." Poison mimicked, and Bram burst out laughing.”
    Chris Wooding, Poison

  • #21
    J.K. Rowling
    “Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #22
    Wendy Mass
    “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
    All the time.”
    Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life

  • #23
    Bill Cosby
    “A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
    Bill Cosby

  • #24
    Jerry Lewis
    “I've had great success being a total idiot. ”
    Jerry Lewis

  • #25
    Gordon Korman
    “I've taken care of it," I said
    My father looked at me, shocked.
    Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work.
    "No, no, I mean he's gone.”
    Gordon Korman
    tags: funny

  • #26
    Charlaine Harris
    “Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.”
    Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

  • #27
    Charlaine Harris
    “If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
    Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

  • #28
    Rachel Vincent
    “The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.”
    Rachel Vincent, Stray

  • #29
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #30
    Charlaine Harris
    “But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide.
    "Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.”
    Charlaine Harris, Dead Until Dark

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