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  • #1
    Dave Barry
    “Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”
    Dave Barry

  • #2
    Robert Orben
    “Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.”
    Robert Orben

  • #3
    Holly Black
    “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.”
    Holly Black, Ironside

  • #4
    Bill Cosby
    “gray hair is gods graffiti”
    Bill Cosby

  • #5
    Al Franken
    “WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!”
    Al Franken
    tags: funny

  • #6
    Marian Keyes
    “Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
    Marian Keyes, Watermelon

  • #7
    Isaac Asimov
    “Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”
    Isaac Asimov

  • #8
    Jimmy Buffett
    “Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.”
    Jimmy Buffett

  • #9
    Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez
    “my heart has more rooms in it than a whore house”
    Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

  • #10
    Stephanie Klein
    “Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.”
    Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty: A Memoir

  • #11
    Mark Twain
    “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
    Mark Twain

  • #12
    Mark Twain
    “The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.”
    Mark Twain

  • #13
    John Lennon
    “When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
    John Lennon

  • #14
    Augustine of Hippo
    “Hope has two beautiful daughters; their names are Anger and Courage. Anger at the way things are, and Courage to see that they do not remain as they are.”
    Augustine of Hippo

  • #15
    Nicholas Sparks
    “Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.”
    Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

  • #16
    Lawrence Ferlinghetti
    “If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
    Lawrence Ferlinghetti

  • #17
    Oscar Wilde
    “Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #18
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #19
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #20
    Walt Disney Company
    “Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.”
    Walt Disney Company

  • #21
    Laurie Halse Anderson
    “THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. We are here to help you.
    2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
    3. The dress code will be enforced.
    4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
    5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
    6. We expect more of you here.
    7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
    8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
    9. Your locker combination is private.
    10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

    TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
    2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
    3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
    4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
    5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
    6. We are enforcing the dress code.
    7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
    8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
    9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
    10. We want to hear what you have to say.”
    Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

  • #22
    Sarah Dessen
    “I am coming to terms with the fact that loving someone requires a leap of faith, and that a soft landing is never guaranteed.”
    Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby

  • #23
    George Burns
    “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
    George Burns

  • #24
    Albert Einstein
    “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #25
    Gautama Buddha
    “However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?”
    Gautama Buddha

  • #26
    John Henry Newman
    “I sought to hear the voice of God and climbed the topmost steeple, but God declared: "Go down again - I dwell among the people.”
    John Henry Newman

  • #27
    Gautama Buddha
    “All that we are is the result of what we have thought: it is founded on our thoughts and made up of our thoughts. If a man speak or act with an evil thought, suffering follows him as the wheel follows the hoof of the beast that draws the wagon.... If a man speak or act with a good thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him.”
    Gautama Buddha

  • #28
    Sebastyne Young
    “Talent without enthusiasm is like
    a Ferrari without fuel.”
    Sebastyne Young
    tags: talent

  • #29
    Sebastyne Young
    “From where I’m sitting,
    I AM the centre of the Universe!”
    Sebastyne Young

  • #30
    Sebastyne Young
    “A picture can tell a thousand words,
    but a few words can change it’s story.”
    Sebastyne Young



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