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  • #1
    Janet Evanovich
    “Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.”
    Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

  • #2
    Janet Evanovich
    “He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.
    "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said.
    [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked."
    "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe."
    "Everyone I know wants to see you naked."
    "And you?"
    "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.”
    Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

  • #3
    Janet Evanovich
    “She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."
    [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?"
    "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home."
    I could feel the heat rush to my face.
    Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.”
    Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

  • #4
    Janet Evanovich
    “Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked.

    "Not right now."

    "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And he disconnected.

    I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead.”
    Janet Evanovich

  • #5
    Janet Evanovich
    “One of us should stop her," Ranger said to Morelli, his eyes fixed on me.
    "Not going to be me," Morelli said. "Have you ever tried to stop her from doing something she wanted to do?"
    "Haven't had much success at it," Ranger said.
    Morelli rocked on his heels. "One thing I've learned about Stephanie over the years, she's not good at taking orders."
    "Has authority issues," Ranger said.
    "And if you piss her off, she'll get even. She ran me over with her father's Buick once and broke my leg."
    That got a small smile out of Ranger.
    "Nice to see you boys bonding," I said.”
    Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

  • #6
    Janet Evanovich
    “Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.”
    Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

  • #7
    Janet Evanovich
    “Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"
    I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn't what I actually needed.
    Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts," Ranger said.
    My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out.”
    Janet Evanovich

  • #8
    Janet Evanovich
    “If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.”
    Janet Evanovich, Eleven on Top

  • #9
    Janet Evanovich
    “I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down."
    I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file.”
    Janet Evanovich, Eleven on Top

  • #10
    Janet Evanovich
    “He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.”
    Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

  • #11
    Janet Evanovich
    “The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.”
    Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

  • #12
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #13
    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    William W. Purkey

  • #14
    Dr. Seuss
    “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #15
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #16
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #17
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #18
    Apple Inc.
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Apple Inc.



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