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    Tina Fey
    “By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

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    Tina Fey
    “If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

  • #3
    Tina Fey
    “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

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    Tina Fey
    “I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so...I ignored it for a few hours.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

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    Tina Fey
    “I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or me at all. I think it's a problem. I was a freshman home from college the first time my dad said, "You're going out at ten p.m.? I don't think so," and I just laughed and said, "It's fine." I feel like my daughter will be doing that to me by age six.

    How can I give her what Don Fey gave me? The gift of anxiety. The fear of getting in trouble. The knowledge that while you are loved, you are not above the law. The Worldwide Parental Anxiety System is failing if this many of us have made sex tapes.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants



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