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  • #1
    Lemony Snicket
    “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #2
    Cornelia Funke
    “Books have to be heavy because the whole world's inside them.”
    Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

  • #3
    J.K. Rowling
    “From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #4
    Scott Westerfeld
    “Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?

    Um, maybe?”
    Scott Westerfeld, Peeps

  • #5
    Scott Westerfeld
    “What happens when perfection isn't good enough?”
    Scott Westerfeld, Pretties

  • #6
    Scott Westerfeld
    “Never bored on a hoverboard.”
    Scott Westerfeld

  • #7
    Scott Westerfeld
    “When she awoke, the world was on fire.”
    Scott Westerfeld, Uglies

  • #8
    Scott Westerfeld
    “I guess sometimes you have to lie to find the truth.”
    Scott Westerfeld, Extras

  • #9
    Scott Westerfeld
    “Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.”
    Scott Westerfeld, So Yesterday

  • #10
    Scott Westerfeld
    “You see, freedom has a way of destroying things.”
    Scott Westerfeld, Extras

  • #11
    Scott Westerfeld
    “The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.”
    Scott Westerfeld

  • #12
    Paul Neilan
    “The world is your oyster...
    ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.”
    Paul Neilan, Apathy and Other Small Victories

  • #13
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #14
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #15
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #16
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Without music, life would be a mistake.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

  • #17
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

  • #18
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #21
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    W.C. Fields

  • #22
    D.J. MacHale
    “There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”
    D.J. MacHale, The Quillan Games

  • #23
    Meg Cabot
    “Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”
    Meg Cabot, Big Boned

  • #24
    Bruce Springsteen
    “Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.”
    Bruce Springsteen

  • #25
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #26
    Steven Wright
    “If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
    Steven Wright

  • #27
    Robin McLaurin Williams
    “Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
    Robin McLaurin Williams

  • #28
    Lora Brody
    “Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
    Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
    And it always feels good.”
    Lora Brody

  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #30
    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror



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