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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    Thomas Szasz
    “Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
    Thomas Szasz

  • #3
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
    Jerome K. Jerome

  • #4
    Mark Twain
    “I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!”
    Mark Twain

  • #5
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #6
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #7
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

  • #9
    Oscar Wilde
    “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #10
    William Goldman
    “Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”
    William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • #11
    Rudyard Kipling
    “I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”
    Rudyard Kipling, Under The Deodars

  • #12
    Ben Elton
    “This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.”
    Ben Elton, Bachelor Boys: The Young Ones Book

  • #13
    Christopher Moore
    “There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”
    Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

  • #14
    Gary Starta
    “It's hard to be a bright light in a dim world.”
    Gary Starta

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #16
    “It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.”
    Matthew McConaughey
    tags: humor

  • #17
    C.E.M. Joad
    “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
    C.E.M. Joad

  • #18
    Mark Twain
    “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
    Mark Twain

  • #19
    Lily Tomlin
    “The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
    Lily Tomlin

  • #20
    D.J. MacHale
    “There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”
    D.J. MacHale, The Quillan Games

  • #21
    Herman Wouk
    “When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
    Herman Wouk

  • #22
    George Bernard Shaw
    “If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
    George Bernard Shaw, Immaturity

  • #23
    Tad Williams
    “As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.”
    Tad Williams

  • #24
    Winston S. Churchill
    “When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #25
    Flannery O'Connor
    “I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”
    Flannery O'Connor, The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

  • #26
    T.H. White
    “EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY”
    T.H. White, The Once and Future King

  • #27
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

  • #28
    Rita Mae Brown
    “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
    Rita Mae Brown

  • #29
    Mark Twain
    “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
    Mark Twain

  • #30
    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    Groucho Marx



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