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#1

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

66,444 people liked it

#2

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Stephen Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational

7,628 people liked it

#3

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

tags: humor, work

6,230 people liked it

#4

“I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!”
― Mark Twain

tags: decisions, humor, mind

961 people liked it

#5

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well".

From: "More Maxims of Mark”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, procrastination

26,210 people liked it

#6

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

tags: humor

19,329 people liked it

#7

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

19,191 people liked it

#8

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

tags: death, humor, life

3,615 people liked it

#9

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor

1,933 people liked it

#10

“Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

tags: absurd, beauty, conceit, humor, love

1,396 people liked it

#11

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”
― Rudyard Kipling, Under The Deodars

tags: humor, justification, mistakes, pretexts

540 people liked it

#12

“This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.”
― Ben Elton, Bachelor Boys: The Young Ones Book

tags: humor, violence, vyvyan

379 people liked it

#13

“There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”
― Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

tags: fluke, humor

378 people liked it

#14

“It's hard to be a bright light in a dim world.”
― Gary Starta

tags: dim, light, prolific, shine

283 people liked it

#15

“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

tags: humor

155 people liked it

#16

“It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.”
― Matthew McConaughey

tags: humor

92 people liked it

#17

“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
― Albert Einstein

tags: creativity, humor, misattributed

9,255 people liked it

#18

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, politics

6,277 people liked it

#19

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
― Lily Tomlin

tags: humor, life, rat-race

1,403 people liked it

#20

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”
― D.J. MacHale, The Quillan Games

tags: clowns, humor, people

1,213 people liked it

#21

“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
― Herman Wouk

tags: danger, humor

1,045 people liked it

#22

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Immaturity

tags: family, humor

837 people liked it

#23

“As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.”
― Tad Williams

tags: humor

396 people liked it

#24

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
― Winston Churchill

tags: humor

308 people liked it

#25

“I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”
― Flannery O'Connor, The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

tags: humor, wit

946 people liked it

#26

“EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY”
― T.H. White, The Once and Future King

tags: absurd, government, humor, totalitarianism

123 people liked it

#27

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing

20,178 people liked it

#28

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown

tags: humor, insanity

9,958 people liked it

#29

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, knowledge

4,455 people liked it

#30

“Humor is reason gone mad.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, reason

1,981 people liked it

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