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  • #1
    Terry Pratchett
    “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

  • #2
    Terry Pratchett
    “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #4
    Terry Pratchett
    “And what would humans be without love?"
    RARE, said Death.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”
    Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
    Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
    Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
    Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
    Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
    Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
    The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
    No one ever said elves are nice.
    Elves are bad.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #7
    Dan Brown
    “These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time."
    Faukman's eyes went wide. "Don't tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail."
    "I was referring to the Bible."
    Faukman cringed. "I knew that.”
    Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

  • #8
    Dan Brown
    “Vittoria slipped off her robe. 'You've never been to bed with a yoga master, have you?”
    Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

  • #9
    Aaron Allston
    “No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.”
    Aaron Allston

  • #10
    Aaron Allston
    “Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?”
    Aaron Allston
    tags: humor

  • #11
    Aaron Allston
    “I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.”
    Aaron Allston

  • #12
    Michael A. Stackpole
    “Life itself was hard enough without monosynaptic sociopaths preying on folks.”
    Michael A. Stackpole, I, Jedi

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