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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    Sue Monk Kidd
    “Someone who thinks death is the scariest thing doesn't know a thing about life.”
    Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

  • #3
    Winston S. Churchill
    “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #4
    “You have no tail!" said Brightspot. her own whipped suddenly forward; she stared, first at it, then at Wilson."How do you manage?”
    Janet Kagan, Uhura's Song

  • #5
    Kevin Hearne
    “Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon”
    Kevin Hearne, Trapped

  • #6
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #7
    Laurie R. King
    “Now, I'm as appreciative as the next obsessive-compulsive recovering-academic of the vast riches of material becoming available online, thanks to all those Google scanners crouched in the basements of libraries around the world, madly feeding books through their machines. I download obscure tomes onto my iPad and give thanks to the dual gods Gates and Jobs, singing hymns to all the lesser pantheon of geniuses.

    But there's nothing like a book.”
    Laurie R. King

  • #8
    Bill Watterson
    “It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #9
    Kevin Hearne
    “That wasn't English she was speaking: it was the language of diplomacy.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hexed

  • #10
    “so who's more adult- somebody who works like mad to avoid a problem or somebody who works like mad to solve it?”
    Janet Kagan, Uhura's Song

  • #11
    Kevin Hearne
    “But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.”
    Kevin Hearne, Trapped

  • #12
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”
    Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia

  • #13
    Simon R. Green
    “This isn't Hell, it's the Nightside. Thought sometime you can see Hell from here.”
    Simon R. Green, Paths Not Taken

  • #14
    “Blew it up his nose. That woman should have cards printed: 'Dr. Evan Wilson, Imaginative Medicine a Specialty.”
    Janet Kagan, Uhura's Song

  • #15
    Allison Pang
    “Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat.
    “Victory or death,” I retorted at my captor hoarsely. “For the Horde. And for the record, shouting World of Warcraft battle
    cries kind of kills the whole ‘imminent death’ expectation.”

    The daemon paused. “What server are you on?” he demanded.
    “Righteous. Guild?”

    I couldn’t imagine what the hell that mattered at this point, but it was keeping me alive so that was a bonus. I’d gladly spit out
    the rest of my Warcraft stats if it bought me a few more minutes.

    “Yeah,” I coughed. “ElfhunterBitches.”

    He blinked and then grinned, tapping himself on the chest. “No shit. I’m TartBarbie. Undead DeathKnight.”
    I stared at him. “TB? Seriously? I’m Baconator. Blelf Warlock. You did a hell of a job tanking on that raid the other night.”

    “Yeah, I am pretty awesome.” He glanced over his shoulder, releasing me. “Look, if I’d known it was you, I’d never have
    agreed to this. Go on.” He nudged me with a leather boot. “I’ll tell them you got away.”

    I didn’t have to be told twice. “Thanks,” I said softly. “I’ll make it up to you, somehow.”
    “No worries.” He winked. “See you next Thursday.”
    Allison Pang, A Brush of Darkness

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #17
    Benjamin Franklin
    “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
    Benjamin Franklin, Memoirs of the life & writings of Benjamin Franklin

  • #18
    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
    “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”
    Theodore Roosevelt

  • #19
    Simon R. Green
    “What am I going to do with all these bodies?" Said Jimmy, just a bit plaintively."I can't keep them, I don't have the cupboard space.”
    Simon R. Green, Drinking Midnight Wine
    tags: humor

  • #20
    Janet Evanovich
    “Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross.
    "I thought you were Baptist."
    "Yeah, but we don't got any hand signals for an occasion like this.”
    Janet Evanovich, Hot Six

  • #21
    Gail Carriger
    “Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.”
    Gail Carriger, Blameless

  • #22
    Kevin Hearne
    “I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent.”
    Kevin Hearne, Trapped

  • #23
    Simon R. Green
    “After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived.”
    Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

  • #24
    Simon R. Green
    “The cream-tiled walls were spattered here and there with old dried bloodstains, deep gouges that might have been clawmarks, and all kinds of graffiti. As usual, someone had spelt Cthulhu wrongly.”
    Simon R. Green, Something from the Nightside

  • #25
    Albert Einstein
    “When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #26
    Kevin Hearne
    “Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?"
    Oberon "Poochism"
    A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?"
    O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.”
    Kevin Hearne, Trapped

  • #27
    Kevin Hearne
    “Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with "godproof" armor and extraplanar safe houses for rent. But most notably, other gods...”
    Kevin Hearne

  • #28
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #29
    Walter M. Miller Jr.
    “You don’t have a soul, Doctor. You are a soul. You have a body, temporarily.”
    Walter M. Miller Jr., A Canticle for Leibowitz

  • #30
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

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