Ruth Foster's favorite quotes

"Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: humor

1,906 people liked it

"'Do I dazzle you?'

'Frequently.'"
— Stephenie Meyer

tags: vamps-dont-sparkle

1,898 people liked it

"I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

tags: alice-cullen, humor

1,408 people liked it

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: volvo

1,376 people liked it

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls just did that on TV."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: bella, eclipse, foot, jacob, stamp, twilight

1,048 people liked it

"Penguins, lovely."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: edward-cullen, humor, penguins

921 people liked it

"As long as I knew I was going to hell, I decided to do it thoroughly.

- Edward Cullen"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: hell

901 people liked it

"Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: 'I do. Excellent.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

tags: alice

886 people liked it

"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

838 people liked it

"What if I'm not the superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?"
-Edward Cullen"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: bad-guy, edward-cullen, superhero

801 people liked it

"If you ever repeat what I'm saying right now I'll cheerfully beat you to death.

- Bella Swan"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

774 people liked it

"I'm with the vampires, of course."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: vampires

745 people liked it

"I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: alice, angela, bella, cullen, eclispe, edward, jacob, twilight, vampire, werewolf

601 people liked it

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

tags: alice-cullen, bella-cullen, bellan-swan, edward-cullen

547 people liked it

"You're intoxicated by my very presence."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: cullen, edward, intoxicated, love, twilight

506 people liked it

"Bella: Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

tags: breaking, dawn, humor, sarcasm

514 people liked it

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