"You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful."
— Charlaine Harris (Club Dead)

"Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!"
— Charlaine Harris

"I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top."
— Charlaine Harris (Club Dead)

"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'."
— Charlaine Harris (Dead as a Doornail)

"I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake."
— Charlaine Harris (Dead to the World)

""If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better."

Eric Northman, SVM"
— Charlaine Harris

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"Forbidden to Remember. Terrified to Forget."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

"Penguins, lovely."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"Edward - I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive.
Bella - So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?
Edward - Why is the plane crashing?
He was trying to hide a smile now.
Bella - The pilots are passed out drunk.
Edward - Easy. I'd fly the plane.
Of course. I pursed my lips and tried again.
Bella - Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth.
Edward - I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.
I stared at him wordlessly.
"What?" he whispered."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"What if I'm not the superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?"
-Edward Cullen"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"I'm with the vampires, of course."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"This truck is old enough to be your car's grandfather - have some respect.

- Bella Swan"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"And it did not matter if he did not want me. I would never want anything but him, no matter how long I lived."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

"I was like a lost moon -- my planet destroyed in some cataclysmic, disaster-movie scenario of desolation -- that continued, nevertheless, to circle in a tight little orbit around the empty space left behind, ignoring the laws of gravity."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

"I prefer brunettes"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"
Edward: "I bit a pillow. Or two."
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

"You're impossible. How can I put this so that you'll believe me? You're not asleep, and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second when I was away. When I told you I didn't want you, it was the blackest kind of blasphemy."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

"You know things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires."
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

"What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead. Take mine. Take everything I have. "
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

"And then, you said my name. And I knew I couldn't ignore you any longer."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"I'm nearly a hundred and ten, it's about time I settle down."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

"I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was.
Not one string, but a million. Not strings, but steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing - to the very center of the universe.
I could see that now - how the universe swirled around this one point. I'd never seen the symmetry of the universe before, but now it was plain.
The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood.
It was the baby girl in the blond vampire's arms that held me here now.
Renesmee."
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

"Is that what you dream about? Becoming a monster?
Not exactly. Mostly I dream about being with you forever.
"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"Just like an angry kitten that believes it’s a tiger."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

"You smell good in the rain."
"In a good way, or in a bad way?"
"Both, always both."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"Love gives someone the power to break you."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)