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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: fantasy
4,161 people liked it

"Being crazy isn't enough."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: crazy
514 people liked it

"How did it get so late so soon?"
— Dr. Seuss

tags: afternoon, december, flewn, june, late, night, soon, time
274 people liked it

"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room."
— Dr. Seuss

220 people liked it

"There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go."
— Dr. Seuss

83 people liked it

"poor empty pants
with nobody inside them."
— Dr. Seuss

83 people liked it

"If you'd never been born, then you might be an Isn't!
An Isn't has no fun at all. No, he disn't."
— Dr. Seuss

79 people liked it

"Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how."
— Dr. Seuss (The Cat in the Hat)

tags: humor
76 people liked it

"Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more...."
— Dr. Seuss (How the Grinch Stole Christmas!)

80 people liked it

"And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be."
— Dr. Seuss

55 people liked it

""...ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacaderm!'""
— Dr. Seuss (Horton Hears a Who!)

59 people liked it

"Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z? I do.
I'm a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see."
— Dr. Seuss

39 people liked it

"Just tell yourself, Duckie, your real quite lucky."
— Dr. Seuss

37 people liked it

"It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all."
— Dr. Seuss (Wacky Wednesday)

tags: true
36 people liked it

"1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish!"
— Dr. Seuss

36 people liked it

"My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It s the letter I use to spell yuzz a ma tuzz. You ll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond Z and start poking around "
— Dr. Seuss

30 people liked it

""I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind, some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've brought a big bat. I'm already you see,
now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!""
— Dr. Seuss

tags: funny, humor, science
11 people liked it

"I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too."
— Dr. Seuss (I Can Read with My Eyes Shut)

tags: color, humor
12 people liked it

"My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold."
— Dr. Seuss

9 people liked it

"I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone."
— Dr. Seuss

11 people liked it

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: love, weirdness
36 people liked it

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
— Mark Twain

tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom
6,435 people liked it

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
— Mark Twain

tags: truth
2,298 people liked it

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
— Mark Twain

tags: truth
1,959 people liked it

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
— Mark Twain

tags: morals
743 people liked it

"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
— Mark Twain

461 people liked it

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
— Mark Twain

tags: americans, geography, war
402 people liked it

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, men, women
270 people liked it

"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog."
— Mark Twain

tags: dog, famous, inspirational
259 people liked it

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
— Mark Twain

tags: history
228 people liked it

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor
169 people liked it

"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
— Mark Twain

tags: inspirational, kindness
159 people liked it

"To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
— Mark Twain

157 people liked it

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. "
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, success
134 people liked it

"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
— Mark Twain

128 people liked it

"Denial is much more then an Egyptian River."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor
123 people liked it

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."
— Mark Twain

tags: blush
109 people liked it

"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
— Mark Twain

103 people liked it

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
— Mark Twain

tags: imagination
90 people liked it

"The Rumors of my Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated."
— Mark Twain

tags: death, humor
61 people liked it

"Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always."
— Mark Twain

tags: present
49 people liked it

"The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself."
— Mark Twain

45 people liked it

"Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use."
— Mark Twain

tags: cats
44 people liked it

"'Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.""
— Mark Twain

tags: humor
37 people liked it

"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."
— Mark Twain

36 people liked it

"If we were supposed to talk more than listen we would have been given two mouths and one ear."
— Mark Twain

tags: listening, speach
37 people liked it

"All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse."
— Mark Twain

18 people liked it

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
— Mark Twain

23 people liked it

"It is easier to stay out than to get out."
— Mark Twain

10 people liked it

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't."
— Mark Twain

11 people liked it

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