Carlos's favorite quotes

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy

tags: humor

5,576 people liked it

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: honesty, inspirational

5,287 people liked it

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

3,715 people liked it

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor

2,807 people liked it

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

2,599 people liked it

"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."
— Albert Einstein

2,424 people liked it

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: books, reading

2,251 people liked it

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
— Albert Einstein

tags: reality

2,089 people liked it

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor

2,057 people liked it

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
— Charles Dickens

tags: chocolate, friendship

1,954 people liked it

"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
— Albert Einstein

tags: creativity, humor

1,937 people liked it

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
— Albert Einstein

1,790 people liked it

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
— Albert Einstein

tags: science

1,509 people liked it

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
— Douglas Adams

tags: humor, wit

1,400 people liked it

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
— Albert Einstein

tags: fav

1,214 people liked it

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: imagination, life, money

1,203 people liked it

"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
— Mark Twain

tags: living, world

1,043 people liked it

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
— Scott Adams

tags: food, humor, love

956 people liked it

"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: heaven, humor

855 people liked it

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."
— Albert Einstein

770 people liked it

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx

tags: friends, humor, jail

712 people liked it

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."
— Orson Welles

tags: food, humor

678 people liked it

"Never judge a book by its movie."
— J.W. Eagan

tags: film, humour, manuscript

576 people liked it

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
— Terry Pratchett

491 people liked it

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
— Albert Einstein

440 people liked it

"Women are made to be loved not understood."
— Oscar Wilde (An Ideal Husband)

407 people liked it

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
— Les Brown

tags: inspirational

379 people liked it

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