Larzipan's favorite quotes

"Get busy living or get busy dying."
— Stephen King (Shawshank Redemption)

tags: life

839 people liked it

"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that."
— Stephen King

tags: reading, writing

923 people liked it

"Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult."
— Anne Rice (Interview With the Vampire)

tags: evil, good

162 people liked it

"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

9,171 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

7,365 people liked it

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, fate, life, planning, plans

6,698 people liked it

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: honesty, inspirational

5,304 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious

5,285 people liked it

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
— C.S. Lewis

tags: friendship

7,208 people liked it

"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."
— Steve Martin

tags: french, humor

105 people liked it

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
— Steve Martin

49 people liked it

"I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden."
— Steve Martin

44 people liked it

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
— Steve Martin

34 people liked it

"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor

14 people liked it

"A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair."
— Steve Martin

tags: amusing, funny, humor

4 people liked it

"You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake.
-L (from Death Note)"
— Tsugumi Ohba

tags: death, l, note, ohba, tsugumi

53 people liked it

"No one can tell what is righteous and what is wrong, what is good and what is evil."
— Tsugumi Ohba

tags: manga, strategy

29 people liked it

"If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours."
— Tsugumi Ohba (Death Note Box Set)

tags: death, manga, note

25 people liked it

"Kira: L, do you know
Gods of death
love apples?

L: Damn you, Kira..."
— Tsugumi Ohba (Death Note, Volume 2: Confluence)

tags: humor, manga, note, secret

22 people liked it

"Misa- I can't imagine a world without Light.

L- Yes, it would be rather dark."
— Tsugumi Ohba

19 people liked it

"Mogi: Greg Parker left the hideout a while ago and bought a large amount of food. He's heading back to the hideout now. And I've been able to ascertain that he purchased multiple boxes of the same brand chocolate.

Aizowa: That clinches it.

Ide: It feels a little strange that chocolate is the deciding factor here.
"
— Tsugumi Ohba (Death Note, Volume 9: Contact)

tags: death, humor, mello, note

17 people liked it

"I'm gonna take a patato chip! AND eat it!
"
— Tsugumi Ohba

tags: deathnote, food, humor

11 people liked it

"If you can't solve the puzzle, you're nothing but a loser. (Near)"
— Tsugumi Ohba

9 people liked it

"Start looking around you... and all you see are people the world would be better off without."
— Tsugumi Ohba (DEATH NOTE)

13 people liked it

""I figured something out. The future is unpredictable."
— John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)

tags: humor, inspirational, obvious, stupid

61 people liked it

"Why do I keep on stating the obvious? It's because you stupid enough to ask about it."
— Kathy Kaleb

tags: humor, obvious, stupid

7 people liked it

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
— Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth

9,211 people liked it

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
— Fats Domino

tags: funny

572 people liked it

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