Cole's favorite quotes

" Bella so anti-feminist, it kills me.
She has no goals, interests, dreams ect.
"Execpt I want to sleep with Edward."
But what about the other a billion guys falling in love with me
Oh, golly gee, what am I going to do?"
— Juliet

9 people liked it

"Sometimes, when I clean a kill, I feed Buttercup the entrails. He has stopped hissing at me.

Entrails. No hissing. This is the closest we will ever come to love."
— Suzanne Collins (The Hunger Games)

70 people liked it

"You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope."
— Suzanne Collins (The Hunger Games)

159 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

12,021 people liked it

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

10,694 people liked it

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life

9,525 people liked it

"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
— Albert Einstein

tags: creativity, humor

1,980 people liked it

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
— Albert Einstein

1,865 people liked it

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."
— Albert Einstein

798 people liked it

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
— Thomas Stephen Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational

1,628 people liked it

"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
— Jerome K. Jerome

tags: humor, work

1,126 people liked it

"The covers of this book are too far apart."
— Ambrose Bierce

tags: books, criticism, humor, wit

359 people liked it

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