"We could learn allot from crayons.Some are sharp,some are pretty,some are dull,while others are bright some have weird names,but they all learned how to live in the same box. "
— Unknown

"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
— Lemony Snicket (The Grim Grotto)

"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuosly until death do them part"
— George Bernard Shaw

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
— Isaac Asimov

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
— Tom Clancy

"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving."
— Laozi

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

"Mrs Weaver nosed among the books, too dim-witted to grasp that they were in alphabetical order."
— George Orwell (Keep the Aspidistra Flying)

"No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong."
— François de La Rochefoucauld

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
— Mark Twain

"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
— H.L. Mencken

"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist."
— Michael Levine

"If you don't have a strategy, you're part of someone else's strategy. "
— Alvin Toffler

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
— Jerry Seinfeld