"Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack."
— Max Brooks (The Zombie Survival Guide)

"You've got red on you."
— Various - Shaun of the Dead

"Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains."
— Ryan Mecum

"Never judge a book by its movie."
— J.W. Eagan

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.'"
— George Carlin

"I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds."
— George Carlin

"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. "
— George Carlin

"A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.""
— George Carlin

"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
— Oscar Wilde