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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Jim Henson

tags: humor
6,011 people liked it

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women
4,055 people liked it

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "
— W.C. Fields

tags: humor, sinister
2,160 people liked it

"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?"
— Henry Ward Beecher

tags: books, humor
1,277 people liked it

"Marge, it takes two to lie- one to lie, and one to listen. (Homer Simpson)"
— Matt Groening

tags: humor, lies, lying, simpsons
109 people liked it

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: women
7,481 people liked it

"Inside all of us is a Wild Thing"
— Maurice Sendak (Where the Wild Things Are)

tags: are, inspirational, life, movie, things, where, wild
79 people liked it

"There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt."
— Gena Showalter (Oh My Goth)

tags: life
32 people liked it

"What strange creatures brothers are!"
— Jane Austen

tags: brothers
145 people liked it

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