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"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles."
— Audrey Hepburn

tags: inspirational
719 people liked it

"I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself."
— Shannon Hale

tags: laughing
612 people liked it

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy

tags: humor
5,562 people liked it

"Are you a Tigger or an Eyore?"
— Randy Pausch (The Last Lecture)

10 people liked it

"A balanced diet is a brownie in both hands."
— Nobody knows...

3 people liked it

"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. "
— Rita Mae Brown

18 people liked it

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain! "
— Dolly Parton

tags: inspirational
51 people liked it

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
— Steven Wright

tags: comedy, steven, wright
4 people liked it

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."
— Mark Twain

tags: age
779 people liked it

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
— Charles Dickens

tags: chocolate, friendship
1,948 people liked it

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
— George Carlin

tags: humor
339 people liked it

"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
— Cathy Guisewite

tags: eyes, funny, lemons
508 people liked it

"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
— Lemony Snicket (The Grim Grotto)

tags: life
875 people liked it

"Let us read and let us dance — two amusements that will never do any harm to the world."
— Voltaire

tags: dance, dancing, reading
533 people liked it

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
— Thomas Stephen Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational
1,566 people liked it

"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
— Mary H. Waldrip

tags: happiness, laughter, smile
5 people liked it

"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!"
— Dr. Seuss

109 people liked it

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown

tags: humor, insanity
2,412 people liked it

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
— Garrison Keillor

tags: humor, religion
3,820 people liked it

"Remember, happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think."
— Dale Carnegie

tags: happiness
5 people liked it

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
— George Carlin

tags: evil
145 people liked it

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
8,578 people liked it

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
— Ernest Hemingway

tags: drinking
666 people liked it

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: women
6,770 people liked it

"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
— John Wayne

740 people liked it

"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
— Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

tags: it-s-so-true
2,221 people liked it

"Be of good cheer about death, and know this of a truth, that no evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death."
— Socrates

tags: death
4 people liked it

"'When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern."
— Adrianne Marcus

tags: chocolate, death
7 people liked it

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
— Confucius

2,026 people liked it

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."
— Mark Twain

tags: christian, humor, philosophy, theology
1,901 people liked it

"An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind."
— Mahatma Gandhi (GANDHI: An Autobiography or The Story of My Experiments with Truth)

tags: conflict, fighting, peace, revenge, trial, violence
1,750 people liked it

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
— Marlene Dietrich

tags: friend, friendship
1,548 people liked it

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."
— Mark Twain

tags: censorship, food
1,004 people liked it

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
— Scott Adams

tags: food, humor, love
955 people liked it

"Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are."
— Markus Zusak (I Am the Messenger)

tags: beauty, life
941 people liked it

"Get busy living or get busy dying."
— Stephen King (Shawshank Redemption)

tags: life
837 people liked it

"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: heaven, humor
851 people liked it

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."
— Marilyn Monroe

838 people liked it

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
— Abraham Lincoln

728 people liked it

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: girls, love
790 people liked it

"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever."
— Walt Disney Company

729 people liked it

"'We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
'Even longer,' Pooh answered."
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

tags: friendship
709 people liked it

"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. I'll always be with you."
— A.A. Milne

tags: confidence
678 people liked it

"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: confidence
564 people liked it

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"
— Dr. Seuss

tags: humor
533 people liked it

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
— Winston S. Churchill

tags: churchill, funny, true, winston
477 people liked it

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
— Lily Tomlin

tags: humor, life, race, rat
468 people liked it

"Being crazy isn't enough."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: crazy
481 people liked it

"If we couldnt laugh we would all go insane"
— Robert Frost

tags: laughter
461 people liked it

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it."
— Maya Angelou

465 people liked it

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