""Relax. You're in good hands. Tabby wont hurt you." - Ash

"She stabbed me!" - Valerius

"Damn! I told her not to stab any more Hunters. I hate it when she does that." - Ash"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Seize the Night)

"
Nick - "Psycho-ass? You're bringing psycho-ass back?"
Zarek - "That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, punk.""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dream Warrior)

"I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
--Zarek"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dance With The Devil)

"" We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record." - Acheron"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Acheron)

"Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-Zarek"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Acheron)

"The Simi is environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dance With The Devil)

"Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (One Silent Night)

"No good deed goes unpunished- Syn"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Born of Fire (The League, #2))

"Let me BBQ the red headed bitch goddess - Simi"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Xedrix-"No, our motto is 'everything tastes better with hot sauce.'""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Bad Moon Rising)

"You forget, darling.
I am the local psychopath."
— Kelley Armstrong (Bitten)

"For the record, kid, Summoning a demon to kidnap her, not the best way to meet a woman. It usually backfires on you."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dream Warrior)

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should. - Acheron Parthenopaeus"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Bad Moon Rising)

"Aimee-"If someone's possessed by a demon, how do you get the demon out?"
Xedrix-"Call a priest.""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Bad Moon Rising)

"Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess."

"Does Fang have an off switch?" Talon asked Vane."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Embrace)

"Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Amanda - "Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!"

Kyrian - "Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!" "
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Pleasures)

"Sometimes things have to go wrong in order to go right.
- Acheron"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance. (Men of the Otherworld)"
— Kelley Armstrong (Men of the Otherworld)

""You've got no sense of humor."

"I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.""
— J.D. Robb (Imitation in Death)

"Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend."
— Sarah Dessen (Someone Like You)

"I have no idea why it apparently takes three grown men to cook some hamburgers.
One to cook, one to kibbitz, and one to insult the other two. "
— Nora Roberts

"Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man."
— Kelley Armstrong (Bitten)

"I cannot live without books."
— Thomas Jefferson

"Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place."
— Nora Roberts

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present'."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

"Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles."
— Nora Roberts

"Some things in life are out of your control. You can make it a party or a tragedy."
— Nora Roberts (Vision in White)

"Here’s the thing… I’ve already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
— Maya Angelou

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
— Albert Einstein

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

""Statues are too much like dolls, and dolls are creepy. You keep expecting them to blink. And the ones that smile, like this?" Eve kept her lips tight together and she curved them up. "You know they've got teeth in there. Big, sharp, shiny teeth."

"I didn't. But now I've got to worry about it.""
— J.D. Robb (Salvation in Death)

"There are no dead ends, just detours."
— J.D. Robb (Remember When)

"Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs."
— J.D. Robb (Remember When)

"Life is never as long as we want it to be, and wasted time can never be recovered."
— J.D. Robb (Divided in Death)

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up."
— Neil Gaiman (The Sandman Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones)

"“I thought you were all-seeing.”
“All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!”"
— Kelley Armstrong (Industrial Magic)