"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
— Oscar Wilde

"Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"Books may well be the only true magic."
— Alice Hoffman

"I can resist anything, except temptation."
— Oscar Wilde

"All you need is love."
— John Lennon

"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
— Oscar Wilde

"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

"Edward - I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive.
Bella - So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?
Edward - Why is the plane crashing?
He was trying to hide a smile now.
Bella - The pilots are passed out drunk.
Edward - Easy. I'd fly the plane.
Of course. I pursed my lips and tried again.
Bella - Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth.
Edward - I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.
I stared at him wordlessly.
"What?" he whispered."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Being crazy isn't enough."
— Dr. Seuss

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
— Dr. Seuss

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...," He murmured.
"What a stupid lamb, " I sighed.
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
— Stephenie Meyer

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

"I have nothing to declare except my genius."
— Oscar Wilde

"If you are not long, I will wait for you all my life."
— Oscar Wilde

"Everything you can imagine is real."
— Pablo Picasso