"I'll take a redrum with a rellik please."
— Brian Celio

"Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both."
— Brian Celio

"Some may never live, but the crazy never die."
— Hunter S. Thompson

"Postmodernism has turned into this devil's vortex where no matter what you do, your neck will be turned and your face shoved into a foreign example, and worse, no matter what you say, despite the context, it will be considered a postmodern device. That's the danger of postmodernism: it poses itself as something that can't be trumped, something you can’t escape. It continually mocks your efforts for the sake of its name. I know even this will be seen as another postmodern bullet, and no matter what I say, critics and readers will be locked into how to lock me in."
— Brian Celio (Catapult Soul)

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson

"Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live."
— Brian Celio