"If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything."
— Malcolm X

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
— Mark Twain

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
— Oscar Wilde

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
— Garrison Keillor

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
— Bill Gates

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
— Douglas Adams

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
— Mark Twain

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
— Charles M. Schulz

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
— George Eliot

"We read to know that we are not alone."
— C.S. Lewis

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
— Terry Pratchett (Diggers)

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
— Marianne Williamson (A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of a Course in Miracles)

"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."
— William Shakespeare (Twelfth Night)

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
— Woody Allen

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
— Albert Einstein

"You're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting,
So... get on your way!"
— Dr. Seuss

"If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too."
— Dr. Seuss

"A person is, among all else, a material thing, easily torn and not easily mended."
— Ian McEwan (Atonement)