☼♫Marisa♫☼'s quotes

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"I see a red door and i want it painted black."
— The Rolling Stones

2 people liked it

"No soup for you! Get out of my store!"
— The Soup Nazi

tags: humor, seinfeld, soup, the-soup-nazi
1 person liked it

"Squints: "He's an L, 7 weaniieee!"
Yeah-Yeah: "Oscar Meyer even! Dodger Dog! Foot-long! A WEANIE!""
— The Sandlot

tags: movie, smalls, squints, the-sandlot, yeah-yeah
3 people liked it

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
— Apple Computer Inc.

tags: advertising, apple, change, commercial, computers, different, misfits, nonconformity, quo, rebels, status, think
6,800 people liked it

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"
— Hamilton Porter

tags: ham, movie, smalls, the-sandlot
3 people liked it

"Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.'"
— Ellen DeGeneres (My Point...And I Do Have One)

tags: lyrics, music, singing, wrong
105 people liked it

"Whoever wants to be a can't hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand. [They all raise their hands]"
— Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez

tags: benny, movie, the-sandlot
1 person liked it

"I'm a monkey!"
— Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

2 people liked it

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need."
— Mick Jagger

tags: desire, need
17 people liked it

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy

tags: humor
5,584 people liked it

"If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet."
— Keith Richards (Keith Richards: In His Own Words)

tags: drugs, music, philosophy, politics
206 people liked it

"I like it here in Austin. Anybody got a room?"
— Keith Richards

tags: rolling-stones-concert, texas
1 person liked it

"But why is the rum gone?!"
— Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

tags: caribbean, gone, jack, movie, pirates, rum, sparrow
4 people liked it

"Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship."
— Sydney Smith

tags: food, friendship, gravy
4 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,286 people liked it

"Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: archdean, humor, love, movie, speech-impediments
69 people liked it

"Give us the gate key."
"I have no gate key."
"Fezzik, rip his arms off."
"Oh, you mean this gate key!"
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie, violence
65 people liked it

"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

tags: integrity
4,771 people liked it

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics."
— Benjamin Disraeli

tags: truth
888 people liked it

"Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. 'Pooh?' he whispered.
'Yes, Piglet?'
'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'"
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

tags: friendship
2,979 people liked it

"You're the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

tags: friendship, love, weakness
1,460 people liked it

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx

tags: humor, time
1,458 people liked it

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
— Donna Roberts

tags: friendship
1,342 people liked it

"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

1,151 people liked it

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
— Mae West

tags: humor, temptation
1,067 people liked it

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."
— Orson Welles

tags: food, humor
678 people liked it

"Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie, rhyming
390 people liked it

"'You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!'

'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?'"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

170 people liked it

"Inigo: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. "
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie
629 people liked it

"Have fun storming the castle!"
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: books, castles, humor, movie
268 people liked it

"(Buttercup kisses the senile King)
The King: What was that for?

Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.

The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me!"
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie
199 people liked it

"Westley (as he is unsuccessfully fighting Fezzik): Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?

Fezzik: I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie
137 people liked it

"Fezzik: Inigo?

Inigo: What?

Fezzik: I hope we win."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie
93 people liked it

"Is this a kissing book?"
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: books, kissing, movie
234 people liked it

"Witch king: Fool. No man may can kill me!
Eowyn: (pulls off helmet) I am no man! (kills him)"
— J.R.R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King)

tags: death, fate, girl-power, grrl, humor, irony, movie, prophecy
221 people liked it

"Toto, I have a felling we're not in Kansas anymore."
— L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

138 people liked it

"No, no, that wasn't a question."
— Miranda Priestly, Devil Wears Prada

tags: movie
34 people liked it

"Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*."
— Lauren Weisberger (The Devil Wears Prada)

22 people liked it

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— Wesley

tags: movie, quote
92 people liked it

"God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs eat man...Woman inherits the earth" "
— Ian Malcolm - Jurassic Park

tags: movie
114 people liked it

"Inigo: I donna suppose you could speed things up?

Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Inigo: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie, trust
267 people liked it

"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: goldman, humor, max, miracle, movie, william
151 people liked it

"As you wish."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: love, movie, westley
118 people liked it

"You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie
92 people liked it

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not sure I want to be that anymore!"
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: love, movie, valerie, wife, witch
74 people liked it

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: duplicates, movie, westley
62 people liked it

"Inside all of us is a Wild Thing"
— Maurice Sendak (Where the Wild Things Are)

tags: are, inspirational, life, movie, things, where, wild
67 people liked it

"Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries ‘Dear God, what is that thing?’ will reverberate forever with your perfect ears."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie, pain, torture
47 people liked it