"A word to the wise is infuriating. "
— Hunter S. Thompson

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
— Hunter S. Thompson

"When the going gets weird the weird turn pro."
— Hunter S. Thompson

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

"It never got weird enough for me."
— Hunter S. Thompson

"A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance."
— Hunter S. Thompson

"I am more than just a Serious basketball fan. I am a life-long Addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky."
— Hunter S. Thompson