"Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
--Zarek"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dance With The Devil)

"Amanda - "Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!"

Kyrian - "Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!" "
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Pleasures)

"Sometimes things have to go wrong in order to go right.
- Acheron"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should. - Acheron Parthenopaeus"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

""Relax. You're in good hands. Tabby wont hurt you." - Ash

"She stabbed me!" - Valerius

"Damn! I told her not to stab any more Hunters. I hate it when she does that." - Ash"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Seize the Night)

"I'm the top of the food chain and well...you're the food."

Ash"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dance With The Devil)

"In your past lies your future. [Acheron Parthenopaeus]"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I learned the bad guys are not always bad, the good guys are not always good, and to quote Captain Barbossa, the parameters are like rules, mostly guidelines. And that it takes a little bit of bad boy to fight the evil in the world.
--Terri Mitchell"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Phantom in the Night)

"'Any game plan?' Xypher asked Sin.
'Don't die.'
'I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me.'
Kat scoffed at his sarcasm. 'What are you bitching about, Xypher? You're already dead.'
He laughed. 'You know, for once, it's good to be me.'"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Devil May Cry)

"'How can anyone be afraid of love?'
'How can they not?' His face was completely aghast. 'When you love someone... truly love them, friend or lover, you lay your heart open to them. You give them a part of yourself that you give to no one else, and you let them inside a part of you that only they can hurt-you literally hand them the razor with a map of where to cut deepest and most painfully on your heart and soul. And when they do strike, it's crippling-like having your heart carved out. It leaves you naked and exposed, wondering what you did to make them want to hurt you so badly when all you did was love them. What is so wrong with you that no one can keep faith with you? That no one can love you? To have it happen once is bad enough... but to have it repeated? Who in their right mind would not be terrified of that?'"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Devil May Cry)

"I'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by all. (Josiah)"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'
Kish put his hand up. 'For the record, I do.'
Sin scowled at him. 'Then why do you irritate me so often?'
'Suicidal tendencies are inherent in my species?'"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Devil May Cry)

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Unleash the Night)

"Law of the jungle. The betrayee gets to eat the betrayer.
--Dante Pontis "
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Kiss of the Night)

"The Simi is environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dance With The Devil)

"'WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? THE MAN'S A VAMPIRE!'
"Yeah, but he's a really, REALLY sexy one.'"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Pleasures)

"'We need to gather everyone we can.'
Damien scoffed. 'Uh, boss, hate to be a pall, but I think everyone we can gather is currently in this room.'
Sin paused to look at Simi, Xirena, Damien, Kat, Kish, and Xypher. It was a pitiful number of defenders. But it was all the world had. 'In that case, we need to seriously arm ourselves.'
Damien crossed himself. 'Hail Mary, full of grace-'
'What are you doing?' Kish asked. 'You're not Catholic.'
'Yeah but I'm feeling really religious all of a sudden and it seemed like a good idea.'"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Devil May Cry)

"Even if i were lying on the sun itself, i would be freezing there without you."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dance With The Devil)

"Let me BBQ the red headed bitch goddess - Simi"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"He who lets fear rule him, has fear for a master [Acheron]"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Embrace)

"Love is deceitful and sublime. In its truest form, it brings out the best in all beings. At its worse, It's a tool used to manipulate and ruin any one who is stupid enough to hold it. Don't be stupid. "
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dream Warrior)

"Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Bad Moon Rising)

"What kind of life have you lived little one? Where fair has anything to do with it? Life and death just are. Fair has nothing to do with it."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

""Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight" ~Tabitha"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Seize the Night)

"
Nick - "Psycho-ass? You're bringing psycho-ass back?"
Zarek - "That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, punk.""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dream Warrior)

"Tell me, is it better to know love and have lost it or to have never known it at all? [Camulus]"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Embrace)

"It's easy to look at people and make quick judgments about them, their present and their past, but you'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. What a person shows to the world is only one tiny facet of the iceberg hidden from sight. And more often then not, it's lined with cracks and scars that go all the way to the foundation of their soul."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Acheron)

"When you love someone, truly love them, you lay your heart open to them. You give them a part of yourself that you give to no one else, and you let them inside a part of you that only they can hurt-you literally hand them the razor with a map of where to cut deepest and most painfully on your heart and soul. And when they do strike, it’s crippling-like having your heart carved out.
(Acheron to Kat)"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Have you ever wanted something that you knew was bad for you? Something that you ached for so much you could think of nothing else? [Wren]"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Unleash the Night)

""'The slightest stirring of the can set a hurricane in motion a thousand miles off.' Chaos theory""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Unleash the Night)

"And I flunked anger management the moment I put the counselor through a stone wall. You might want to keep that in mind.
[Thorn]"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Bad Moon Rising)

"'Hopeless' implies that at one time there was hope. And that's another word I don't understand. Hope only exists for people who have choices." [Zarek]"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dance With The Devil)

"You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father."

"Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid."

Berith paused as he brushed debris off his clothes to frown. "You mean the Teletubbies?"

Jericho gave him a smirk. "The fact that you know what they're called, Berith, truly scares me."

Berith shrugged. "As a demon of torture, it behooves me to know all things that are deeply annoying. You'd be amazed how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as Teletubbies."

Jericho snorted. "Not really. I'd rather battle a brain-eating zombie any day than hear them sing."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dream Warrior)

"I learned the bad guys are not always bad, the good guys are not always good, and to quote Captain Barbossa, the paremeters are like rules, mostly guidelines. And that it takes a little bit of bad boy to fight the evil in the world. (Phantom in the Night)"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv." Vane punched him in the arm. "You're such an a**hole,"
Trace gasped. "Daddy said a bad word!"
Fang said "You tell him pup. Keep your daddy straight.""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Bad Moon Rising)

"Aimee-"If someone's possessed by a demon, how do you get the demon out?"
Xedrix-"Call a priest.""
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Bad Moon Rising)

"Talon glanced wistfully at his drink as he debated what should take priority. "Coffee… Daimons… Coffee… Daimons…""
— Kenyon Sherrilyn

"Only a fool took a remote from a god."
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Night Embrace)

"I coveted you." His smile darkened. "I had no right to want you- but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire." He shook his head in mock horror."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)

"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
— Rodney Dangerfield

"There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt."
— Gena Showalter (Oh My Goth)

"There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
"
— Gena Showalter (Oh My Goth)

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
— Dr. Seuss

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
— Marcus Tullius Cicero

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
— Dr. Seuss