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""Red hair is great. It's rare, and therefore superior." "
— Augusten Burroughs

23 people liked it

"You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

tags: twilight
5,720 people liked it

""I figured something out. The future is unpredictable."
— John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)

tags: humor, inspirational, obvious, stupid
69 people liked it

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)

tags: funny, humour
989 people liked it

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)

tags: funny, humour
331 people liked it

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
— W.C. Fields

tags: humor, success
953 people liked it

"Life isn't worth living unless you have a jug or two of good orange juice in your fridge."
— Alexandra Sullivan

tags: food, humor, inspirational, life
64 people liked it

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
16,419 people liked it

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: cry, crying, experience, happiness, joy, life, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
15,105 people liked it

"I hope life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it. "
— Jack Handey

2 people liked it

"...we accept the love we think we deserve."
— Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

tags: inspirational, love
2,557 people liked it

"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment."
— Sarah Dessen (The Truth About Forever)

tags: love
2,602 people liked it

"We love the things we love for what they are."
— Robert Frost

tags: love, poetry
1,086 people liked it

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind."
— William Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

tags: love
2,931 people liked it

"Friend, you're HOPELESSLY hooked!"
— Oliver James

tags: love
19 people liked it

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
11,144 people liked it

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up."
— Neil Gaiman (The Sandman Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones)

tags: love
2,775 people liked it

"The heart was made to be broken."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: heartbreak, love
536 people liked it

"You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love."
— Richelle Mead (Frostbite (Vampire Academy, #2))

tags: fiction, romance
521 people liked it

"Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous."
— P.G. Wodehouse (Very Good, Jeeves!)

tags: hair, humor, redheads
94 people liked it

"Football players throw a 3 pound ball in the air, but cheerleaders throw a 100 pound girl in the air and catch her."
— Haley

tags: cheerleading
3 people liked it

"No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dreams that you wish will come true."
— Walt Disney's Cinderella

tags: dreams, inspirational
135 people liked it

"I don't know when
I don't know how
But I know something's starting right now
Watch and you'll see
Someday I'll be
Part of you world!"
— Disney (Song - The Little Mermaid)

12 people liked it

"You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you. But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew." - Pocahontas"
— Walt Disney Company

tags: children, disney, pocahontas
21 people liked it

"Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it."
— the Cat (from alice in wonderland)

112 people liked it

"I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. "
— Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland)

122 people liked it

"Curiouser and curiouser."
— Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass)

85 people liked it

"Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. 'Pooh?' he whispered.
'Yes, Piglet?'
'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'"
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

tags: friendship
3,142 people liked it

"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?""
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

tags: friendship
95 people liked it

"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.”

“How do you do Nothing,” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time.

“Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.”

“It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”

“Oh!” said Pooh."
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

48 people liked it

"TTFN Ta Ta For Now!"
— A.A. Milne

41 people liked it

"Let us read and let us dance — two amusements that will never do any harm to the world."
— Voltaire

tags: dance, dancing, reading
563 people liked it

"We re all unhappy. That s the thing about life."
— Lindsey from Freaks and Geeks

1 person liked it

"You broke my heart, I broke your car. You caused me pain, I did the same. "Bust Your Windows""
— Jazmine Sullivan

2 people liked it

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: life, pain
659 people liked it

"He's lightning
Sparks are flying
And everywhere I go he's always on my mind and
I'm going crazy
About him lately
And I can't help myself
From how my heart is racin'
Think I'm really digging on his vibe
He really blows me away"
— Hannah Montana

14 people liked it

"Life is the climb but the view's great!"
— Travis Hannah montana move

4 people liked it

"Ariel, listen to me. The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there!"
— Disney (Sebastian - The Little Mermaid)

11 people liked it

"With great power, comes great responsibility"
— Ben Parker, Spider-Man

8 people liked it

"It was so typical. Whenever Blair did anything nice for someone else, she usually regretted it.

Which kind of explained why she was such a bitch most of the time."
— Cecily von Ziegesar (Because I'm Worth It)

tags: girl, gossip
42 people liked it

"If you're betwixt and between, trust the one with red hair."
— O.R. Melling (The Hunter's Moon)

14 people liked it

"You know when you see a gorgeous boy on the street and you say to your friend, "Look at him!" and then your friend makes a face like, ugly? We all have such totally varied tastes that someone is going to look at you and think, yum-yum dee-lish, no matter what you think you look like. You just have to learn to see what they see. "
— Cecily von Ziegesar (Because I'm Worth It)

tags: girl, gossip
38 people liked it

"You Know You Love Me! XOXO Gossip Girl"
— Cecily von Ziegesar

18 people liked it

"I know hate is a strong word and everything, but its okay: we're teenagers."
— Cecily von Ziegesar (You Know You Love Me)

tags: hate, teen
13 people liked it

"...forgiving is not the same as forgetting."
— Cecily von Ziegesar (Notorious)

8 people liked it

"Are you a female dog?
Then why are you acting like a bitch?"
— Lisi Harrison

tags: bitch, clique, comebacks, dog, female, fun, funkalicous, funny, harrison, humor, lisi, massie
10 people liked it

""These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.""
— Lisi Harrison (The Clique)

tags: clique, the
5 people liked it

"I was switched off like a light
A fighter with no fight
Staring up at the stars
Givin in to the dark
Somehow you saw someone worth saving
You pulled me back into the light
Now if ever I can rescue you
When you need two arms to fall into
You know exactly where I'll be
Just look for me.
I will rescue you. "
— Jake Epstein

tags: degrassi, music
4 people liked it

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy

tags: humor
5,846 people liked it

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
— Mark Twain

tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor
414 people liked it

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