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"The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead."
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Steve Martin
34 people liked it
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way."
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Steve Martin
(
Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
)
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humor
179 people liked it
"... you're nuts but you're welcome here."
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Steve Martin
60 people liked it
"Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide."
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Kurt Vonnegut
25 people liked it
"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."
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Charles Bukowski
84 people liked it
"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing."
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Charles Bukowski
80 people liked it
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