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"The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead."
— Steve Martin

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"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way."
— Steve Martin (Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life)

tags: humor
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"... you're nuts but you're welcome here."
— Steve Martin

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"Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide."
— Kurt Vonnegut

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"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."
— Charles Bukowski

84 people liked it

"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing."
— Charles Bukowski

80 people liked it

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