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"Life's A Bitch, Then You Die."
— Skye Sweetnam
1 person liked it
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
—
Marilyn Monroe
tags:
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11,750 people liked it
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
—
Oscar Wilde
tags:
intelligence
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self-deprecation
8,153 people liked it
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
—
Robert Maynard Hutchins
tags:
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6,136 people liked it
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
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Oscar Wilde
tags:
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6,763 people liked it
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
—
Jim Henson
tags:
humor
6,017 people liked it
"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
—
Albert Einstein
tags:
imagination
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inspirational
5,989 people liked it
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
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Mark Twain
tags:
humor
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procrastination
5,904 people liked it
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
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Garrison Keillor
tags:
humor
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religion
4,260 people liked it
"Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere."
—
Albert Einstein
tags:
imagination
3,710 people liked it
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
—
Charles M. Schulz
tags:
humor
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mankind
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people
3,425 people liked it
"Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. 'Pooh?' he whispered.
'Yes, Piglet?'
'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'"
—
A.A. Milne
(
Winnie-the-Pooh
)
tags:
friendship
3,277 people liked it
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
—
Bill Watterson
(
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
)
tags:
calvin-and-hobbes
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humor
,
life
2,817 people liked it
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
—
Rita Mae Brown
tags:
humor
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insanity
2,667 people liked it
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