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"Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face."
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Augusten Burroughs
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"The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there. Beneath the fat."
—
Augusten Burroughs
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Possible Side Effects
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